Word Count: 3,193
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humour, Pre-Slash
Notes: Written for HP Porn in the Sun 2010 Fest.  The title of this fic is borrowed from the fantastic Robert Graves’ poem of the same name.  Many thanks to Luvscharlie and Ayla Pascal who had to listen to my whinging!  Also, thanks to Ayla Pascal for the wonderful beta job!
Summary: Not quite satisfied with his hands anymore, Ron discovers a new way to wank off to his fantasies.
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Pillow, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley (Pre-Slash), and brief mention of Dean Thomas/Ginny Weasley and Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley
Warnings: Pillow mutilation loving, voyeurism
Dedications: Emzlovesharry
Completed Date: June 8, 2010
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Word Count: 2,957
Rating: R
Category: AU, Humour, Romance
Notes: Written for HP Porn in the Sun 2010 Fest.  Many thanks to Ayla Pascal for all her help and her wonderful betaing!  Also thank you Mosh for looking over this, too!
Summary: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times . . . ” along with a cranky rabbit, a boring book, and one wild imagination.
Pairing: Pansy Parkinson/Ron Weasley
Warnings: Bondage and biting
Dedications: Kitty_Mrowr
Completed Date: May 9, 2010
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