Word Count: 11,106
Rating: R
Category: AU, Humour, Romance
Notes: Written for the Teddy Fest 2010 with prompt #42 — When he was younger, Draco used to babysit Teddy. Today, he still can’t see more than a child in Teddy, but that doesn’t keep Teddy from trying to change that. Korean mythology and European mythological creatures are loosely borrowed and used in this story. Many thanks to Ayla Pascal, Luvscharlie, and Songquake for listening to my ranting on this fic! Also, many thanks to Ayla Pascal for the beta!
Summary: One night, Draco baby-sits for Teddy and tells him a tale he’s made up on the spot. Eleven years later, to Draco’s dismay, Teddy makes the tale come true.
Pairing: Teddy Lupin/Draco Malfoy
Warnings: Slash, Cross-gen (35/18)
Dedications: None
Completed Date: August 14, 2010
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Word Count: 191
Rating: PG-13
Category: Gen, Slash, Humour, Drabble
Notes: Written for Luvscharlie because she needed some cheering up.
Summary: Charlie bitches and Bill lectures. Sort of. It’s all quite abstract.
Pairing: Bill Weasley/Charlie Weasley? *coughs*
Warnings: Incest? *coughs*
Dedications: Luvscharlie
Completed Date: August 3, 2010
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Word Count: 3,193
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humour, Pre-Slash
Notes: Written for HP Porn in the Sun 2010 Fest.  The title of this fic is borrowed from the fantastic Robert Graves’ poem of the same name.  Many thanks to Luvscharlie and Ayla Pascal who had to listen to my whinging!  Also, thanks to Ayla Pascal for the wonderful beta job!
Summary: Not quite satisfied with his hands anymore, Ron discovers a new way to wank off to his fantasies.
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Pillow, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley (Pre-Slash), and brief mention of Dean Thomas/Ginny Weasley and Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley
Warnings: Pillow mutilation loving, voyeurism
Dedications: Emzlovesharry
Completed Date: June 8, 2010
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Word Count: 2,957
Rating: R
Category: AU, Humour, Romance
Notes: Written for HP Porn in the Sun 2010 Fest.  Many thanks to Ayla Pascal for all her help and her wonderful betaing!  Also thank you Mosh for looking over this, too!
Summary: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times . . . ” along with a cranky rabbit, a boring book, and one wild imagination.
Pairing: Pansy Parkinson/Ron Weasley
Warnings: Bondage and biting
Dedications: Kitty_Mrowr
Completed Date: May 9, 2010
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Word Count: 27,333
Rating: R
Category: AU, Angst, Humour, Romance, Drama
Notes: Written for Draco Big Bang fest.  This fic is inspired by my own brain and William Butler Yeats’ awesome poem, “He Mourns for the Change that has Come Upon Him and His Beloved, and Longs for the End of the World” — even this fic’s title is influenced by a line in the poem.  Thanks to Greenschist and Ayla Pascal for being my cheerleaders!  Thanks to Ayla Pascal, Tania Sings, and Paddynmoon for being my beta readers!
Summary: The war has ended.  Draco’s confused with his future, and George misses his twin.  In a moment of fate, they find each other.
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/George Weasley, with hints of George Weasley/OMC and Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter
Warnings: Slash and Pseudo-Mpreg
Dedications: None
Completed Date: May 9, 2010
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Word Count: 5,507
Rating: G
Category: AU, Humour
Notes: Written for HP George-centric 2010 Fest.  Many thanks to Ayla for her help and her betaing!
Summary: Teddy and Remus return to London from Tokyo, and they meet George who wants to close down his shop.  Teddy doesn’t want that to happen.
Pairing: Remus Lupin/George Weasley
Warnings: Uhm, maybe it’ll be too fluffy?  Cross-gen (42/24)
Dedications: Silent Cassia
Completed Date: April 7, 2010
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Word Count: 8,118
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Humour, AU
Notes: After seeing a wedding picture of a friend, I got the plot bunny. A whacked up one at that.  Thanks to Stefanie for calming me down when I got into a little plot-block.  Also much thanks to Under Lucius for betaing!
Summary: Remus and Sirius want to legalise their relationship.  However, the Wizarding world is just as homophobic as the Muggle world. So they find a way to get legalised.
Pairing: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin with side dish of Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley and Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Warnings: Slash, Men in Drags.
Dedications: Dawnatello, you and hubby deserve all the happiness in the world.  Happy early/late Anniversary!
Completed Date: August 22, 2005
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Word Count: 1,842
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humour
Notes: This is what happens when the author has trouble sleeping at night combined with a holiday gift assignment.  Thanks to Mosh for the beta job!
Summary: Ron and Draco argue over something Draco implies.
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley
Warnings: Slash
Dedications: Qwhip for Harry Holidays 2007
Completed Date: November 4, 2007
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Word Count: 2,957
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humour, Romance, AU
Notes: Thanks to my recent fondness of yaoi scanlated mangas, I got the idea from one manga called Love Mode.  Thanks to Under Lucius for betaing!
Summary: Remus and Harry are together.  Remus is being a prude and hasn’t taken Harry yet.  Sirius lends a hand in the situation.
Pairings: Remus Lupin/Harry Potter
Warnings: Slash
Dedications: N/A
Completed Date: August 1, 2005
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Word Count: 5,596
Rating: R
Category: AU, Humour, Romance
Notes: This plot bunny attacked me when I was walking home one night.  Many thanks to CR for her excellent beta job!
Summary: Ron loses a bet to Seamus, and he has to prance around dressed as a girl for one night.  He ends up with more than he bargained for.
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Ron Weasley with past mentions of Terry Boot/Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, and Hannah Abbott/Neville Longbottom
Warnings: Slash, cross-dressing, reversed plot
Dedications: None
Completed Date: March 7, 2010
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