Most Unusual Undergarment
Word Count: 957
Rating: PG-13
Category: AU/AR, Humour, Post-War
Notes: I blame Katmarajade for putting this idea into my head. Many thanks to Ayla Pascal and Luvscharlie for betaing this!
Summary: Fred and George hope to start a new fashion trend. Harry isn’t quite sure about its success level — he just knows that it’s not suited for vampires.
Pairing: Brief mention of Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter
Warnings: Vampires need to stay away from this fic. And away from South Korea for that matter.
Dedications: None
Completed Date: February 16, 2011
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A Covetous Concerto
Word Count: 858
Rating: PG-13
Category: AU/AR, Humour, Established Relationship
Notes: Part of A Mesmerising Medley trilogy. The idea came to me when I was chatting with Carolinelamb! Many thanks to Luvscharlie for the beta!
Summary: James cannot fathom why Scorpius likes that cello so much. Scorpius shows him why.
Pairing: Scorpius Malfoy/James Sirius Potter
Warnings: None
Dedications: Jenken for her help with this trilogy and for being awesome with my commission requests. :D
Completed Date: December 14, 2010
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An Enticing Etude
Word Count: 705
Rating: PG-13
Category: AU/AR, Humour, Established Relationship
Notes: Part of A Mesmerising Medley trilogy. Many thanks to Jenken for brainstorming with me on this! Also, thank you, Ayla Pascal, for betaing this!
Summary: One day, a bunch of bomp bomp bomp wakes Percy up. He goes to investigate and discovers something surprising.
Pairing: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Percy Weasley
Warnings: None
Dedications: Katmarajade who finally made me understand Percy. Thanks for everything, dear!
Completed Date: December 14, 2010
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A Sexy Symphony
Word Count: 695
Rating: PG-13
Category: AU/AR, Humour, Established Relationship
Notes: Part of A Mesmerising Medley trilogy. The idea came to me when I was chatting with Carolinelamb! Many thanks to Luvscharlie for the beta!
Summary: While James laughs at the image of Sirius looking like a poncy pianist, Sirius wants to conduct a different sort of a symphonic masterpiece.
Pairing: Sirius Black/James Potter
Warnings: None
Dedications: None
Completed Date: December 7, 2010
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Ms Dudfire
Word Count: 944
Rating: PG-13
Category: AU/AR, Humour
Notes: Written for the 2010 Dudley Redeemed Fest because of a chat with Katmarajade. It was one hilarious conversation, that’s for sure! Many thanks to Ayla Pascal and Luvscharlie for the beta job!
Summary: This is the true story of how Dudley had to survive during the seventh book.
Pairing: None
Warnings: Cross-dressing
Dedications: Dudley Redeemed Comm
Completed Date: October 10, 2010
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The Percy Monologue
Word Count: 612
Rating: PG
Category: AU, Humour, Romance, Fluff
Notes: Written for Luvscharlie because she’s a darling. :D Many thanks to Ayla Pascal and Songquake for the beta!
Summary: Percy’s self gives Percy the push in the right direction.
Pairing: Nymphadora Tonks/Percy Weasley
Warnings: None
Dedications: None
Completed Date: September 15, 2010
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Which Head?
Word Count: 927
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humour, Romance
Notes: After hanging out with two of my friends, that title became the phrase of the night. Thanks to Dawn and Titti for betaing!
Summary: Draco finds a new way to annoy Ron.
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley
Warnings: Slash
Dedications: To my two crazy friends.
Completed Date: June 27, 2004
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Teddy and the Amazing Technicolor Cock
Word Count: 1,082
Rating: R
Category: Humour
Notes: Written for the June 2010 issue of PlayWitch. This was inspired by prompt #34 at Teddy Fest, but what I had in mind wouldn’t work for that community since this wouldn’t involve Teddy in a relationship! Still, I must say thank you to Wwmrsweasleydo for coming up with an ingenious prompt! Many thanks to Luvscharlie for betaing!
Summary: Teddy’s Metamorphmagus skills make him rather hungry.
Pairing: Teddy Lupin/His cock?
Warnings: Too much self-love to one’s penis and the title hints it all! And this fic is kind of on the crack side.
Dedications: None
Completed Date: June 4, 2010
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A Starry, Starry Night
Word Count: 685
Rating: G
Category: AU, Pre-Slash, Fanpoem
Notes: Written for the 2010 Ginger Lust project-a-thon using prompt #7. Thanks to JW, MW, and EK for looking over this and listening to my whining about how it was difficult writing in non-rhyming ballad stanza. Not to mention, thanks to CR for the “beta”.
Summary: Ron writes a poem about “unrequited” love.
Pairing: Harry Potter/Ron Weasley with mentions of Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley and Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
Warnings: Slash
Dedications: None
Completed Date: January 18, 2010
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Simple Gift
Word Count: 955
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance
Notes: Written for Harry Holidays 2005. Thanks to Midnight Angel for giving me an idea on what “gift” I could have in this fic. Thanks to Misty for helping me with the title. Thanks to Under Lucius for betaing!
Summary: Severus feels neglected. He decides to do something that will benefit him and take a revenge on his lover.
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Warnings: Slash
Dedications: Malachite_Eyes
Completed Date: November 29, 2005
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